Does anyone have any ideas on how to package a tombstone for the trip home? The shipping costs for this would probably be astronomical and I definitely can’t fit it in one of my suitcases.
I managed to get an audio recording of someone singing karaoke in the shower a few days ago. A word of advice to the offending vocalist, don't quit your day job. Listen at your own peril.
Mr. Stanton, Mr. Davies, thank you for the lovely Christmas dinner. I'll need to get a few recipes from you for my chef at home.