Do you wanna plot some evil schemes with Nanami? Fight with her? Torture her? Play big brother figure? Can't find her dumb mun around anywhere because she never reinstalled AIM after her computer crashed for the second time this year?

Since she rarely uses her Skype either, it's probably easiest to get a hold of her by replying to this plotting post. When she's home, her email is always up and it refreshes every two minutes.

I have to say, Mr. Undertaker, and I'm pretty sure it was you; this is a most unique present. Consider me amused.

Does anyone have any ideas on how to package a tombstone for the trip home? The shipping costs for this would probably be astronomical and I definitely can’t fit it in one of my suitcases.

I managed to get an audio recording of someone singing karaoke in the shower a few days ago. A word of advice to the offending vocalist, don't quit your day job. Listen at your own peril.

Mr. Stanton, Mr. Davies, thank you for the lovely Christmas dinner. I'll need to get a few recipes from you for my chef at home.

So apparently, I'm supposed to choose some classes to take for the duration of my stay. I already agreed to join Mr. Hamel's orchestra but other than that I'm not sure what to take.

I'm looking for interesting and easy fun classes so I would like to know what you all recommend and why.

Also, I'm an elegant lady so no welding or robotics; I don't want to break a nail. Along those lines, no classes including or related to animals. No classes that might have any sort of unpleasant odors including but not limited to: formaldehyde, gasoline and foul body odor.

On another note, if you are sick, I ask that you stay 10 feet away from me at all times and be sure to wear a face mask when leaving your room. Also, antibacterial hand gel is your friend, use it often.

Day 3

My food supply is running short, water is low and the darkness is suffocating. Will I ever be able to bask in the wonderful sunlight ever again? Feel the sand between my toes as I walk along the beach in a light summer Vivienne Lacroix dress? I can’t help but feel a bit claustrophobic like the world is closing in on me. How much longer will I be safe here? Or will I lose my sanity before my life? Is that scratching I hear on the wall behind me?

Oh. My. God.  The cabin I’ve been assigned to reeks of something awful.  What did they do, put carpet over a carpet of mildew?  Now I know why this island is abandoned.  At least there are flushing toilets. 

Did I also mention I had to tie my shoe and I ended up setting my backpack down on what appears to be a bear trap?  No?  Well I did!  Thank goodness my backpack was too short to get caught in the teeth otherwise, goodbye laptop.  I’d also like to add, THANK GOD it wasn’t my foot that hit the trigger instead!  I'd rather someone shoot me with a real gun than have to live as a handicapped person.

To whom it may concern on the Magenta team, could you refrain from shooting me in the back while I’m trying to drink from this silly round thing?  I nearly choked to death and now I have to find out where to refill it.

Hello, group where are you?  I only looked away for a second before you disappeared.  Please retrieve me so we can figure out how to pay Team Magenta back.

Who: Fay and Nanami
What: There’s an intruder on board who catches an inhabitant by surprise.
Where: Deck and kitchen of the Vongola ship
When: The morning after Killua picks up Fay.
Warnings: None

( Fay could tell Nanami was planning something, and it wasn’t too difficult to guess what... )

Who: Chrome and Nanami
What: Chrome and Nanami unintentionally swap powers
Where: Vongola Ship
When: Last week (April 26) Right after Chrome, Gokudera & Reborn Log
Warnings: None

 

( Why can't we be friends? Because. )

Who: Gokudera and Nanami
What: Gokudera bothers Nanami while she's cooking and gets more than he bargained for
Where: The kitchen on the Vongola ship
When: Saturday early evening
Warnings: Awkward turtle. Awkward turtle. Awkward turtle. General fluff wtf? Long log is long.

( Watch for falling rocks )

I have been instructed by Master Reborn to cook meals for the Vongola for the next two weeks. I ask that everyone please bear with me as I am a complete novice in the kitchen.

As promised, Mr. Suou, here are a few things I’ve learned from my first couple of days, be sure to take notes.

1. Pancakes are not supposed to be flambéed
2. A clove of garlic is apparently not the entire thing.
3. Don’t set salt and sugar next to each other.
4. Always set a timer.
5. "Salt and pepper to taste" does not mean one tablespoon.
6. Turn the burner on only AFTER you put the oil in.
7. Always listen for your timer to go off.
8. There is a big difference between "t" and "T".
9. You should probably set three or four timers.
10. Baking powder and baking soda is not the same thing.
11. Spaghetti is also not supposed to be flambéed.
12. You should pin the loudest timer available to your shirt.
13. Cookies are not supposed to be flambéed.
14. Egg shells aren’t supposed to go into the mix.
15. Coffee is not supposed to be flambéed and neither is iced tea.

Okay, so I'm not very good at cooking YET, but I'm trying! I am, however, quite handy with a kitchen knife.

Mr. Sanji, could I get you to send me some of your recipes? Preferably the easiest ones you have? For instance, Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches may be a good start.